Tombstones

Here's a bunch of tombstone saying for Poltergoose's graveyard...
Tombstones
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Here lies Fred
woke up dead
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Here lies Alvin
biggest commitment
he ever made...
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Here lies June
Keeper of the saloon
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Here lies Jane
she couldn't refrain
ate too much
died in pain
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Here lies Bert
he blends with the dirt
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Here lies Masood
He's now worm food
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Here lies Mr. Rewd
buried in the nude
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Here lies Elvis...
We think...
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George is buried here
but it's ok we gave him beer
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Here lies Ernie
along with his gurny
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Here lies Walt
may he rest in peace
when he farted out loud
it sounded like geese
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Here lies Pete
died from the stink
of his very own feet
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Here lies Tim
shoulda been Jim
Sucks for him...
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Bob's dead
lost his head
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Oh that Mabel
got to drunk
fell off the table
didn't get up for
nearly three days
we left her there
so the rats could graze
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Our Cook
what a tragedy
Jacob has died
.made the best darn eggs
either scrambled or fried
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London Paris Tokyo
None were too big for good ol' Joe
So many friends
but death was his foe...
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